Are You Smarter than a Canadian?

My post over at Canadica debuts tomorrow. It will be fun. Probably more fun if you’re a little drunk*. Like karaoke or sex with ugly people. Wait, can I make fun of ugly people after… Read More →

Canada + America = Monstrous Soul Eating Love Child

First things first, it’s my birthday tomorrow. I’m turning the big three-five, but does Sweet Mother care? NO. She’s all “We’re launching Canadica on September 5th, because I’m American and what I say… Read More →

I’ll Show You Mine if You Show Me Yours

Yes, I’m a little late in the game, but it’s my frickin’ blog, and I’ll rant if I want to. Two weeks ago, the online world went batshit over the story of Roberts… Read More →