Are You Smarter than a Canadian?

My post over at Canadica debuts tomorrow. It will be fun. Probably more fun if you’re a little drunk*. Like karaoke or sex with ugly people. Wait, can I make fun of ugly people after… Read More →

Canada + America = Monstrous Soul Eating Love Child

First things first, it’s my birthday tomorrow. I’m turning the big three-five, but does Sweet Mother care? NO. She’s all “We’re launching Canadica on September 5th, because I’m American and what I say… Read More →

How to Properly Use a Colon

When smart and funny women get together, a few things happen: 1) People laugh in a mirthful way 2) Rush Limbaugh gets confused and scared 3) A rash of posts about poop unfurl.… Read More →

Manners Matter

Sweet Mother makes a lot of sense in Gayby’s Guide to Good Manners. At the risk of sounding like an aging curmudgeon, what the hell is wrong with people!? Some manners I’m indifferent… Read More →