Our New Year’s Misadventures as Told by Someone Else

It was an American woman in Montreal. She volunteered to come visit us for New Year’s. I couldn’t have done a better job than Tracy retelling our whirlwind love affair of two girls,… Read More →

Hire me, I’m crazy.

Like many people, I get paid to do stuff. I wish I got paid to do nothing, like Paris Hilton, or a Montreal Police Officer, but until that dream comes true, I gotta… Read More →

Sometimes I’m not a Cynical Jerk

Though I might just be hypomanic. Regardless, I’m madly in love with my new neighbourhood.  It’s full of life; useful shops within walking distance, friendly people, families, parks, restaurants, painted alleyways, chatty old… Read More →

Landlord Bullies and Lost Cats

CHAPTER 1: We Gave it our Best Shot As you may already know, I use cliches we moved. We had no shortage of good reasons for uprooting our physical lives and relocating, but perhaps… Read More →

Panic

A terrifying thing happened to me last week. I received this email. The Client wants to SEE MY FACE. I mean, he’s seen it on Facebook and stuff. And I’ve spoken to him… Read More →