It was my Birthday and People were Very Nice.

At home, my anniversary of uterine expulsion was a low-key affair. I stayed in pyjamas until 3 pm, let Le Clown herd and disperse the kids to their respective day prisons, and tried… Read More →

How to Properly Use a Colon

When smart and funny women get together, a few things happen: 1) People laugh in a mirthful way 2) Rush Limbaugh gets confused and scared 3) A rash of posts about poop unfurl.… Read More →