Our New Year’s Misadventures as Told by Someone Else

It was an American woman in Montreal. She volunteered to come visit us for New Year’s. I couldn’t have done a better job than Tracy retelling our whirlwind love affair of two girls,… Read More →

Are You Smarter than a Canadian?

My post over at Canadica debuts tomorrow. It will be fun. Probably more fun if you’re a little drunk*. Like karaoke or sex with ugly people. Wait, can I make fun of ugly people after… Read More →

Canada + America = Monstrous Soul Eating Love Child

First things first, it’s my birthday tomorrow. I’m turning the big three-five, but does Sweet Mother care? NO. She’s all “We’re launching Canadica on September 5th, because I’m American and what I say… Read More →