Horn Tootin’ (Awards)
Two wicked cool bloggers bestowed this on me without me even having to pay them. Weird, I know. Thanks to Veggiewich, Uncle in the Attic, and Storkhunting for their generous hearts. See the rules and who I nominated here.
The Artistry of the Bipolar Brain sent this sweet baby my way. Which means she thinks I’m nifty, which is a high compliment coming from such a prolific and brave blogger. Now I gotta be SUPER INSPIRING ABOUT ALL THINGS! No pressure. Update Dec.03/12: Good Morning, Joe (whose actual name is Marie) just sent this gem my way. She highlights lots of other great blogs regularly and she’s a fellow Montrealer (that equals amazing).
From supersmart Disorderly Chickadee. She likes my drawings, I love her header. It’s a match made in WordPress. I got another nod from Bipolar One, Real Life Two, which leaves me humbled. Honest, loving, frank, and worth reading.
*Update: Jiltaroo just sent this award my way again! A sweet and funny Aussie who writes about the dark and the light in the everyday.

The Alan Smithee Blog Award
An award for those who can’t be bothered with awards brought to you by Clown On Fire. Just go get it. Pass it on or don’t. Or go balls out and ignore it altogether.
This little gem can be found over at Notes From a She-Hermit.
She has requirements to collect it. So in no particular order: Pants insulation; 2 plus many bracs; I’m guessing 18 but I tend to exaggerate; Synesthesia if it counts, or Ganser Syndrome if it doesn’t.

Because I’m a fellow Montrealer, he lets me call him Bill.
Thanks to Dotty Headbanger and her magnanimous generosity, I have in no way earned this award. She gave it to everyone who read this post, so you should too, and get this badass baby. Though I do feel I make some blogging awesomeness from time to time.












Ringmistress, I’ve awarded you for the One Lovely Blog Award. Looky looky
http://melancholicallymanic.wordpress.com/2012/05/27/ive-decided-to-accept-so-i-can-nominate/
You are the kindest pencil sketch ever. I haven’t been around much (as you may have noticed) but I feel like I’m almost ready to write again. Will give you a proper thank you then.
Actually, I think he sketched me with a pen on that one. heheh. I’m an ass in real life. But thank you! It made me all warm and fussy when I read that. Will be glad to have you back! I keep thinking of taking a long leave but I can’t seem to do it. I’m far too deep in my WordPress addiction. I think I need a detox or something!
The Golden Shatner award? I stand in awe of you!
I’m kind of a big deal. Ok, not really. Medium sized deal.
These days the medium size is really the large, which makes you the big deal even at a medium.
Thank you for the lovely mention. Jen
Thank YOU!
Holy shit, there’s a Golden Shatner award! YEEEEEEESSSSSSS!
Congrats on all your awards! I was here to give you one, but you already have them both (curses!).
It’s okay, I’ve got another award hidden up my sleeve for you!
I’m making up for all the ribbons I didn’t win in grade school. I was an expert in weird and awkward, but they refused to give me a trophy.
Well, in their defense, if there was an award for “weird and awkward” they’d have to give one to everyone in grade school and it would become more like a participation ribbon. Of course, I might just think that because I have an aversion to teenagers . . .
Your writing tastes good.
That spicy dash of crazy. Better than salt.
When you create the Blog HotSauce Award Badge, I’ll steal it from you.
Then, award it to you.
; )
That’s something to think about…
Another go round for you lady with a “versatile blogger award” nomination from me. Do with it what you will. I just like reading your shit!
https://44andafourth.wordpress.com/2013/04/19/and-the-award-goes-to/
I’m going to take it dancing and maybe have a sleep over. You’re kind and probably nice smelling. Thank you