Hyper Yawn Ape

Anyone who is my grandmother (or similar) should probably not watch this. Happy New Year from Le Clown, and Tracy Fulks, and me! xo (a little nod to Speaker7 in there…did ya see it?)

I’m Going to Die

Some people call me a space cadet Some call me an angster in life. Some people call me Mama (whooooo whiiiiir). And they’re all right. Currently, I’m a raging hypochondriac. By currently, I mean… Read More →

Breaking up with Awesome.

I can be a bit of a grammar snob, but I’m not a saint. I take pride in my command of the English language, yet I’m no stranger to tpyos, spellcheck, and ellipsis overuse… Sentence… Read More →

Pee

The cons and pros of potty training a toddler in a tiny apartment. Con: It smells like pee in here. Pro: Not mine! Con: I have a 6 minute window to wash any… Read More →

Are You Smarter than a Canadian?

My post over at Canadica debuts tomorrow. It will be fun. Probably more fun if you’re a little drunk*. Like karaoke or sex with ugly people. Wait, can I make fun of ugly people after… Read More →

Canada + America = Monstrous Soul Eating Love Child

First things first, it’s my birthday tomorrow. I’m turning the big three-five, but does Sweet Mother care? NO. She’s all “We’re launching Canadica on September 5th, because I’m American and what I say… Read More →

How to Properly Use a Colon

When smart and funny women get together, a few things happen: 1) People laugh in a mirthful way 2) Rush Limbaugh gets confused and scared 3) A rash of posts about poop unfurl.… Read More →

Tag

I’m doing this because I’m narcissistic. I’m stopping it here because I have an overwhelming urge to tag people who hate this sort of thing, and I want to live another day. It’s a… Read More →