Le Clown and Nancy Drew Walk into a Bar…
Dear Le Clown,
You know you have my support and admiration, but this one’s for Eric. Please pass the laptop to him.
Dear, wonderful, kind, eccentric Eric,
It’s your birthday, and to commemorate the event, I have orchestrated, along with the help of a few of our friends, a super special blog scavenger hunt (or BSH). You will need to wear your big boy sleuthing pants to figure out all the clues. May your attention span bear the burden of it all. I love you copiously,
Sara
The rules:
You need to find a letter in each place. You will also find a clue that will direct you to the next blog you must visit. If you collect all the letters and follow all the clues, you will have a password. To what? Well, you’ll have to figure that out too. Have fun, and no cheating, unless you want to be a cheating dirt-head on your birthday.
FIRST CLUE:
Fuck You …
(there’s no letter to find in this kick-off post, so you can stop looking now).








Sara, this is FABULOUS. Nice work.
It was fun and confusing to do. I have terible attention span.
Hahaha,,your the best birthday fun giver ever!! Yah,,what I just posted doesn’t make sense oh well!
You made perfect sense to me, and it was a compliment of the highest high thing.
Happy Birthday, Eric. A scavenger hunt is too much work. That’s just me.
I gambled. It may prove unfun for the man. We shall see.
Happy Birthday to Eric -
I’ll make sure he sees this.
thank you
Sara,
I am the letter 1! Oh, shut the fuck up Le Clown: this is for me…
How exciting… This is the best birthday ever. I love you, and off I go to Weebles’ blog, as per the clue…
Eric
Happy birthday, Eric. It is also my birthday as well – I am happy to share it with you. I only had to go the kitchen table to find my gift (a mushy sentimental card from that man I’ve slept with for years and years). good luck with the hunt.
You go, Clown.
Dear Sara,
You’re the coolest.
Sincerely,
Schmaids
Not as cool as your nick-nickname.
Sars (damn).
Happy Birthday, Eric! Le Clown, you too.
Demented conjoined twins.
Ohhh how fun, Sara!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY Eric :)
I may be having ,more fun watching him think hard.
Haha! It must be difficult not to point him into the right direction? Or maybe…that’s what makes it all so fun? hehe :)
There is a dash of sadism in this gift…
*takes hat off for The Ringmistress* I loooooove it.
I so hope Le Clown/Eric can spell or this could be a birthday disaster. Have fun and joyeux anniversaire Eric.
It was a risky venture…
Happy fucking birthday, Eric!
He’ll be back to read all this no doubt.
Best blogging birfday gift ever. Happy day to Eric!
YAY! Hard to beat Festivus, so I didn’t try.
To make this even more fun, ensure he takes a pill prior to going on this hunt.
GOOD IDEA. I’ll slip some into his coffee.
Do you have a camcorder? Footage of this would be MUCH appreciated.
You might be onto something.
I normally am. Whether that’s good or not is up for debate.
on to?
Ha! I understood. And I don’t know.
Happy Birthday, Eric! May all your bloggy wishes come true, including figuring out this magical scavenger hunt.
Love,
Cathy
Sara is a Genius. Yes U R!
xo
I think this was perfect. The perfect gift. I love scavenger hunts and stuff. If you weren’t already spoken for, I’d ask you to marry me, Sara. Also, I just love the clue for me.
The clue was obvious, once I figured it out.
If I am ever a widow, we should work something out. But aren’t you already marrying Meizac?
I’m also marrying Jen Tonic and Rutabaga. But who’s counting?
Counting’s for them schoolin’ folks.
When’s the wedding? I hope I get to have Frday nights and Thursday Mornings with you.
This is awesome. Great idea! Happy Birthday, Eric! Can’t wait to see the post-birthday post about it all!
Magnificent™ job, Ringmistress. My husband just asked me why I don’t do anything for his birthday and I answered “Who are you again?”
Well, I’m out of original ideas, but I’ll jump on any bandwagon you set up, for future reference.
Awww. This is spectacular! I didn’t know Canadians celebrated birthdays. Or is that Jehovah’s Witnesses? Happy Birthday, Eric!
Our birthdays are in metric, so we age slower.
Amazing Sara. What fun and joy and just right up Eric’s alley. Kudos to you for putting it all together. I hope you enjoy his day with him.
Well, he set the bar ridiculously high. I’m just happy it all went well without me having a meltdown. I can start drinking now…
You orchestrate beautifully.
Happy Birthday Eric! Sara, this is the coolest idea ever. You guys come up with the best ideas. Alright, I’m off to do this hunt…Clouseau-style.
How did it go? What there moustachery involved?
“Dez you’re deeug bite?
Not my dog…
Happy Birthday Eric — good luck!
Oh, Sara, you delightfully clever creature! And Happy Birthday to Eric.
Will you update us as to how he gets on, please? Or are you going to leave that for the man himself to do?
Ha! Well, he figured it out with only a very little help from me. He had fun and was entertained for over an hour. That’s pretty good, I’d say.
Great and funny idea, Sara! I can see Le Clown trying to get his little red nose in it…hope Eric can handle things without him;-)
Eric managed well, especially after a few cups of coffee. Le Clown pouted in the corner.
BEST WIFE EVER
I’m just cheap. Gets the creative juices flowing IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
Happy Birthday Eric! Nice orchestration, Sara! xoxoM
I bow and thank you.
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The clue is fuck you? Oh….if it was “kiss my ass” he might be on his way to my blog. :-P
Good thing I was concise….
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Sara,
I have a most terrible attention span too, since Eric posted a link to this yesterday and I intended to visit and play along, but my attention had other ideas and went off elsewhere without my permission. Boo fucking hoo. Ooh, aren’t you shocked and proud? This is my belated birthday gift to Eric, my first ever public, interweb use of the F word. I know I left birthday greetings on FB yesterday, however, it was in Spanish and addressed to the character and not the person. So, Eric, happy belated birthday. May you treasure your belated gift left on your wife’s virtual doorstep.
Kina
Whoa. The earth just moved. The f-bomb means you really care.
Speaking of attentions spans…this thing nearly melted my brain. I think I had to write it out more than once, and obsessively check and recheck all the emails I sent.
I could NOT keep it in my head. Panic ensued.
I made it to Weebs’ post then took a shot and went to Tracy’s. my brain overloaded and shorted out there and I haven’t gone any further.
I do care, I don’t use gratuitous language for just anyone. I love you guys.
Blessings,
Kina
Kina™,
F™u™c™k™ yeah!! Thank you for the wishes…
Eric
Eric,
I made it to the big leagues to have been trademarked by you!. Whoohoo! Now I just need to figure out the TM thingie.
Best wishes always,
Kina
Kina,
For the ™, cut and paste works great!
eric
Good to know, thanks!
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You’re a wonderful partner and friend, Sara.
Let me know if Le Clown or Eric ever treat you as anything less than the goddess you are, okay?
All I do is try to keep up with him. He’s a good one, that guy. Thank you for making me feel kind of AMAZING.
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