A Ringmistress on Fire - One Tough Broad
This was going to be an easy post: The Ringmistress married Le Clown: one tough broad.
I met the Ringmistress on an online dating site:
"Hi. I’m Le Clown".
"Hi. You have a kid, Mr. Le Clown. Not interested".
"I appreciate your honesty. Please call me Le Clown. Talk soon. Perhaps".
A month later, I write her again:
"Hi. I’m still with child.
I am surrounded by some of the world's very best people. Especially my husband. And I didn't have to drug anybody.
You’re just AWESOME all over the place
I feel like ti today, that is for shiz.
You’re the shiz…
You’re getting the recognition you deserve. Own it. Love it
I tried to own it but my credit card was refused. (thank you)
You are one super cool super loved lady and the fact that you are one tough broad…well that just kills it!! Peanut Buster Parfaits for everyone!!!!!
You just made me weak in the knees. Peanut butter is my life blood. And ice cream. And thank you, Speedo.
You’re with one sneaky bloke, but he’s sneaky in a good way. And from the sounds of it, you totally deserve him and his magnificence™!
He IS good sneaky. I trust him completely, which makes surprises like this surprising. He acted really well. I am grateful for him, and he is obviously ^^^ happy to be with me. Good times.
If I had had a chance to do two pictures, I also would have included funny because you make me HA HA.
Caps lock HA HA!? Wow. I never knew. I feel like I’ doing some good in this world. ANd you, dear Jen, make boogers fly out of my nose. In a good way.
This is my first visit here…it’s an honour to meet the Ringmistress =) And it’s this post that led me here… a big sappy “awwwww” to you and Le Clown =)
It’s a pleasure to meet you too. You have a beautiful eye. Le Clown is my maple syrup man.
So sweet! This made my day!
I would add “inspirational” to that list.
It made my day too. Le Clown has that effect on people.