A Ringmistress on Fire - One Tough Broad
I met the Ringmistress on an online dating site:
"Hi. I’m Le Clown".
"Hi. You have a kid, Mr. Le Clown. Not interested".
"I appreciate your honesty. Please call me Le Clown. Talk soon. Perhaps".
A month later, I write her again:
"Hi. I’m still with child.