The cons and pros of potty training a toddler in a tiny apartment.
Con: It smells like pee in here.
Pro: Not mine!
Con: I have a 6 minute window to wash any “accidents” out of clothes before they get lost/forgotten
Pro: Lost or forgotten in minimal square footage increases possibility of rediscovery in a timely manner.
Con: There’s room for only one potty.
Pro: The potty is only 5 feet from anywhere.
Con: Wonky hardwood floors makes pee travel fast.
Pro: It’s a rental.
There was a time when I could wax philosophical or debate politics. Now I talk about bodily fluids. Perhaps it’s not that different.
I welcome all toddler horror stories, by the way.