I’m Going to Die

Some people call me a space cadet Some call me an angster in life. Some people call me Mama (whooooo whiiiiir). And they’re all right. Currently, I’m a raging hypochondriac. By currently, I mean… Read More →

Nike says “Lance Armstrong bad. Sweat Shops Okey Dokey”.

Nike, the shoe company virtually synonymous with “sweat shop”, is dumping Lance Armstong because of the recent controversy over Armstrong’s alleged drug use. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, NIKE!!?? How, in any possible… Read More →

Breaking up with Awesome.

I can be a bit of a grammar snob, but I’m not a saint. I take pride in my command of the English language, yet I’m no stranger to tpyos, spellcheck, and ellipsis overuse… Sentence… Read More →

The Rollergiraffe on Mommy Shaming

Reblogged from the rollergiraffe: Dear Moms, I quit the war. Wanna go hang out and let the kids play? Love, Me

Pee

The cons and pros of potty training a toddler in a tiny apartment. Con: It smells like pee in here. Pro: Not mine! Con: I have a 6 minute window to wash any… Read More →

Defining Crazy

Reblogged from Black Box Warnings: From the Oxford Dictionary Definition of crazy – adjective (crazier, craziest): mad, especially as manifested in wild or aggressive behaviour. – archaic (of a ship or building) full of cracks or flaws; unsound.… Read More →