Are You Smarter than a Canadian?
My post over at Canadica debuts tomorrow. It will be fun. Probably more fun if you’re a little drunk*. Like karaoke or sex with ugly people. Wait, can I make fun of ugly people after my tirade regarding fat hate? Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes (Thanks Mr. Whitman).
Teaser: The post will be a game for Americans. There will be a prize (sort of).
Canadians, you are not allowed to help your American brethren and sistren. They never help us. Now it’s time for payback. Take THAT Americans! YEAH! [GRUNT]
And by THAT I mean, please do go read my post tomorrow. I need you. Sorry.
*sniffing glue can replace drinking alcohol if needed.
(photo by JoelZimmer on Flickr)