Canada + America = Monstrous Soul Eating Love Child
First things first, it’s my birthday tomorrow. I’m turning the big three-five, but does Sweet Mother care? NO. She’s all “We’re launching Canadica on September 5th, because I’m American and what I say goes. Look at my GUNS!!!”. Those were her words, in my head.
As a devout Canadian…ok, more like, proud…wait…ok…more like at-least-I’m-not-an-American citizen of the second largest country in THE WHOLE UNIVERSE, I consider it my duty to partake in this blog and make sure those Yanks remember their place. That’s right you United Statesians, stay below the 49th parallell WHERE YOU BELONG.
In short: CANADICA … it’s ON.