Canada + America = Monstrous Soul Eating Love Child
First things first, it’s my birthday tomorrow. I’m turning the big three-five, but does Sweet Mother care? NO. She’s all “We’re launching Canadica on September 5th, because I’m American and what I say goes. Look at my GUNS!!!”. Those were her words, in my head.
Sweet Mother makes me sad on my birthday. (Photo courtesy of Zoomar on Flickr)
As a devout Canadian…ok, more like, proud…wait…ok…more like at-least-I’m-not-an-American citizen of the second largest country in THE WHOLE UNIVERSE, I consider it my duty to partake in this blog and make sure those Yanks remember their place. That’s right you United Statesians, stay below the 49th parallell WHERE YOU BELONG.
In short: CANADICA … it’s ON.
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First things first — I hope you take the time to enjoy your birthday tomorrow. Happy Happy! Second — as a renegade I wish you to kick ass in this you vs. us competition.
Whoo Hoo! A convert! And I’ve barely started. I will be honoured if you witness the garish slap fight that will be Canadica.
That photograph is the stuff of nightmares.
Speaker 7,
I tried to like your comment… This is when you know you’re wasting too much time on social networks…
Le Clown
That’s my sad face. Be nice.
Happy birthday tomorrow! Nothing wrong with being 35 yrs old at all! Don’t worry though, I plan on staying foot in the good old USA, been to Canada 3 or 4 times and always glad to get back home!
Thanks! I’m cool with 35. I’d be cooler if I was a genius millionaire godess by now, but hey, I’ve always been a late bloomer.
Canadica will be a lot of fun. Lots of tongue in cheek and ribbing, but all in good fun. Hope to see you there!
Oh Happiest of Birthdays to you tomorrow you young chick-a dee!!!!
I thank you. This is all a ploy to get birthday attention.
Happy birthday in advance :)! Looking forward to the amazing revolution that might unfold on Canadica.
Have a lovely fun birthday!!!
It should be interesting…or a blogging bloodbath. Not sure yet. Thanks for the b-day love.
yaaaaayyyyyyyyyy. it’s your berfday! happy berfday. the only gun i own is nerf. but, the blogging bloodbath just may be hilarious. completely hilarious. and i’m looking forward to every word. as for you, enjoy the day. LONG LIVE CANADICA – where the naked roam and the clothed moan. xo, sm
ermergerd. Where the naked roam and the clothed moan should be part of our anthem. Every fictional country needs an anthem!
See you on the front line, Mother. mucho amore.
Happy Birthday and good luck with that. If you get too uppity America will just build a wall to keep you out.
Promises, promises…
Happy birthday Sara! I’ll keep my arsenal at home today in your honor. I’ll just pack knives.
Knives are like tiny farts…quiet but deadly. I’ll be watching you.
Ahem. Keep your eyes peeled tomorrow. Just sayin.
(disclaimer: don’t ACTUALLY peel your eyes. They’re too pretty to ruin.)
Too late. THANKS A LOT.
Now this action I’m gona have to watch from the safety of this green island :)
You have to root for Canada since England still owns us…or something. We put your queen on our money, fer crying out loud. That should get us some support.
Firstly, I want to say happy…. birthday. That why I came here. I hope you felt loved and appreciated. Now to read your post. See you in a minute.
I do now. I’ll be waiting for you…
Oh baby!
Bien felicitacions mon petit chou fleur! OK so my French is bad….but yay Canada!
I am truly impressed. Your French might be better than mine.
Any non-US country is a friend of Canada. Except maybe North Korea, but that’s because they return our calls.
Je parle un petit peau de Francais mais ne vendez pas le peau de lours avant de l’avoir tue.
Thank gawd Le Clown translated that for me. For a minute I thought you were uttering death threats. And I haven’t even had a chance to piss you off…
That made me laugh. I love it when I read something that makes me “physically” laugh. I need that right now….and I’m still laughing.
I mentioned you on my post today…the rental Gods did shine on me. Thank you for your vibes!
Imma head on over and peruse that sh*t.
Happy birthday, Sara! 3-5 big? Perhaps as big as it’s been for you…as one who’s been there, I assure you: it gets better! While we’re all perfect, it takes us a long time to uncover perfection, probably because we (people, humans) find it so hard to believe that it’s as simple as being. Think I’ll come along for your ride. I like witnessing discovery! xoxoM
It’s an archeological dig. Finding things from a long time ago. Happy you’re here with me.
Ahhhh…I knew I was in the right place! xoM
Ciao Sara! I looooved your adventures with Jen :) Happy Birthday! Gefeliciteerd! Joyeux Anniversaire! Parabens!…Ehm…I’m running out of languages here hehe. Have an awesome day!
This is my first multilingual birthday wish today, and I am impressed! Thank you, TJL. You is wicked cool.
Happy Birthday, Sara! May it be perfect.
Thank you. So far so good…soon there will be spicy peanut tofu. Hard to beat that.