I’m doing this because I’m narcissistic. I’m stopping it here because I have an overwhelming urge to tag people who hate this sort of thing, and I want to live another day.
It’s a game. If you are one of the aforementioned haters, feel free to get off here.
- Post the rules that are a part of this game
- Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and then create eleven new questions to ask the people you’ve tagged
- Tag eleven people and link to them on your post
- Let them know you’ve tagged them! (but of course)
I’m doing one (done) and two (narcissism!). I’m not going past that. It’s an excuse for a post. Deal with it.
Lulu’s questions, my answers:
- Scenario. You are in your house and a fire breaks out. You have five minutes to grab things, and then you have to get out. What do you take? Clothes, creatures (that includes kids and Clown), camera, champagne.
- What would you do with a billion dollars? Money bath
- Do you have an unpopular opinion? What is it? Many. Littering is better than the dump.
- What do you think your five most unusual quirks are? I can gleek at will. I can’t count.
- Do you think that you could ever kill a person, given the right circumstances? Yup.
- What are your thoughts on astrology, extraterrestrials, and the supernatural? They’re disparate subjects.
- What was the last lie you told? I can’t count.
- What does the word “hate” mean to you? A feeling that drugs numb.
- Contrastingly, what does the word “love” mean to you? “ok Clown, I’ll move in with you”.
- What is your definition of cheating? Looking at the notes scribbled on your palm while having sex with someone else.
- Are you particular or picky about anything? If so, what? Skin (see Dermatillomania). True story.
Now for you guys.
- Worst baby name?
- Have you ever eaten your own scabs?
- Do you like me or The Clown more?
- Would you accept free labiaplasty?
- Do you know what a merkin is?
- Do you think I’m obsessed with vaginas?
- Have you ever vajazzled?
- What’s the nastiest word you know in a language other than English?
- Do these goggles make me look fat?
- What is the vegan stance on semen?
- Would you wear a scarf made from The Clown’s beard if I made you one?
- BONUS QUESTION: What do your pets say about you when they think you’re not listening?
I’m actually interested in your answers. Leave them in the comments section, if you have nothing else to do with your precious, limited time on this planet.
p.s. I mean no disrespect to people you play this game in earnest. If I wasn’t snarky about it, it wouldn’t be me.