The following is based on actual events but has been slightly moderately monumentally altered for your reading pleasure.
If I remember correctly, last week was a good week - my 2-yr old daughter repeated the word asshole after me , I haven't been called a slut by Rush Limbaugh and I received two blogging awards. Saturday night, when we went to bed, there was my wife, myself and my over-inflated ego between us.
The award for those who hate awards.
Fucking Hilarious!